Jacob Wells is a scientist that every year on Christmas tries to ruin Christmas. Considoring the fact all he does is try to keep people from buying presents and doesn't have any weapons, and gets arrested every year for keeping people out of stores and grafitting "This Store is LAME!!!" on the front of toy stores. But why does he hate Christmas? And why did Red Dragon decide to help him with bigger fire-power and a syrum labled: Y.E.T.I.?